My mother came home after visiting her friend. “Oh, I got something for you from Mrs. X !”
She hands me a gorilla.
”..........?” “I must have told her how you liked gorillas and she remembered. Isn’t that sweet ?”
”Mom, with all due respect, I’m not a gorilla fan! I like orangutans “
I take a look at this stuffed animal and he is looking awfully suspicious. Well now you’re here, I’ll let you sit on my piano until I find a better place for you !